I'll give you the D later." I heard you got a boyfriend, but girl don't try & pretend, like you don't want this dick all the way in. Girl, you should sell hotdogs, because you already know how to make a weiner stand. I'd like to BUY you a drink..then get sexual Twinkle twinkle little star, Let's have sex inside my car. Are you fertilizer, cause you just made me grow 6 inches. I forgot my blow job at your house, can i come over and get it? I may not go down in history, but I'll go down on you. Are you an architect, cause I want you on staff for my next erection. I would tell you a joke about my penis...its too long ;) Does your ass have a number because its calling me.
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I know you haven't been studying, You must want the "D" "If you were a washing machine, I would put my dirty load inside you." I'd hide every chair in the world just so you'd have to sit on my face. (I guess) Good, 'cause Imma tape this dick to your forehead so you CDs nuts Are you going to that funeral? There are so many things you can do with the mouth why waste it on talking? Does your pussy smell like fish because I like sushi I'm like Domino's Pizza.
) Cause I put the D in Raw Boy: Do you wanna be my SLUT? What if I start this relationship with you as a frien. Has any one ever told you your ass looks like a phone cause I want to hit the pound button all day long. How about later tonight, you let me slip into something a little more comfortable...
If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put my dick in your ass! I like my women, like I like my ice cream, fat free and dripping down my fingers Your beauty is why God invented eye balls, your booty is why God invented my balls. , I'll shove a tic tac up your pussy and try to give you 3 O's in a row. I'm an asshole, but will that stop me from getting in yours? Fine, I'll put on a tux and we can call it formal sex.
Cause you gonna be choking on the D I'm no rooster, but watch what this cock-a-do-to-you They call me the cat whisperer, cause I know exactly what the pussy needs. Is your name Autumn, cause I'd fuck you so hard all your leaves will fall off. Lets play circus, first sit on my face i'll guess ur weight and i'll eat the difference Do you like chocolate, cause your gonna choke alot on this dick How about you get on your knees and smile like a donut! You need something to shut that big mouth of yours! Nuthin could be finer than the taste of your vagina! My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string So, you're not into casual sex?
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Some men go around telling women they have an eight inch penis; I'd never shortchange myself like that! only 200 woman went down on the Titanic Lets play house..can be the door so I can slam you all I want! Why pay when you can't get this footling for free. Your Ass Looks Nice, does it need servicing cause I got a wrench and some screws just for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, we're having sex, cause I'm stronger than you My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild. " Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear. So, what are the chances of my balls slappin' your ass tonight?
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