January: If it wasn't for her hair you'd lose her in the snow.13. Red hair and blue eyes is the rarest coloring combination in the world.
I sign up to Tinder, the hottest new thing in online dating. I'll be the first to admit I'm not the most handsome of men, but surely there are some women who like the look of me out there? She takes one glance at my profile and immediately comprehends more about people's behaviour on Tinder than me. She searches through my pictures for more flattering ones and we replace the bio with a witty one-liner.
It’s one of our favourite days of the year – Kiss a Ginger Day!
While we wouldn’t advise grabbing the next flame-haired person who walks past you on the street, we would urge you to consider dating a redhead.
The first clear Tinder lesson I've learned is not to let it anywhere near your perfectionist friends.
" Before I can wrest the phone out of his hands, he's rejected twenty or thirty perfectly attractive ladies.
My date tells me she blocks most people who send her sleazy messages and only dates people who can spell. We part, and agree we'll see each other again as friends.
I walk home and ready myself for another night warming my own sheets without company.Of course, there are still creeps - many of them - but they are easily blocked and ignored.Besides, she likes the occasional "dick pic", she says. It's far lower than what I'd expect on a normal dating site. Wednesday I'm starting to get worried about the amount of matches and replies I'm getting.As a veteran of practically every dating site known to man, I'm immediately impressed with it. Swipe right, and if they've done the same for you, it allows you to chat to them. "You've used your Facebook profile picture, haven't you? Also, in your bio, you say you're looking for a relationship. Within minutes I'm contacted by a woman with big tattoos on her neck. Thursday Replacing the chubby picture with a more svelte one makes me into lady catnip.