Jokes about speed dating

The groomsman replies, "That's okay, we can place your helmet in my car and I can drive". I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiance is still a virgin in every way." The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your willie in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight.

A guy out on the golf course takes a high speed ball right in the crotch. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. It should be okay next week." He took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided splint, and wired it all together; ..impressive work of art.

Q: How many Minnesota Vikings fans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Studying the Miranda Rights Q: How do you keep a Vikings fan from masterbating?

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The guy mentions none of this to his girl, marries her, and goes on their honeymoon. " "Me too." says Jack "Today's the last day."There are three blondes stranded on an island.

That night in the motel room, she rips open her blouse to reveal her beautiful breasts. She said, "You're the first; no one has EVER touched these breasts." He immediately drops his pants and replies,......"Look at this, .....it's still in the CRATE! Suddenly, a fairy appears and offers to grant each one of them one wish. So, instantly, the fairy turns her into brunette, and she then swims off the island.

Q: How many Vikings fans does it take to change a light bulb? A: So hard he sent a girl a picture of himself with his pants on! A: So cold the junk on Brett Favre's cellphone started to shrink! A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

A: None they are happy living in Green Bay's shadow! A: Look at my Super bowl Ring Q: What's the best part about dating a Vikings fan? Q: What happened after Brett Favre was fined for inappropriate behavior towards a former Playboy model? Q: What did the Vikings fan say after his team won the Super Bowl? Q: How do you keep an Minnesota Vikings out of your yard? Q: Why are so many Minnesota Vikings players claiming they have the Swine Flu? Q: What is a Minnesota Vikings fan's favorite whine? A: Kick his sister in the mouth Q: What should you do if you find three Minnesota Vikings football fans buried up to their neck in cement? Q: What's the difference between an Minnesota Vikings fan and a carp? Q: What does an Minnesota Vikings fan do when his team has won the Super Bowl? Q: What do you call a Minnesota Viking in the Super Bowl? Q: Did you hear that Minnesota's football team doesn't have a website? Q: What's the best way to teach your dog to roll over and play dead?

Q: What do the Minnesota Vikings and a Chick-Fil-A manager have in common? A: "We can't beat Green Bay." Q: How do you stop an Minnesota Vikings fan from beating his wife? Q: What is th difference between a bucket of shit and an Minnesota Vikings fan? Q: If you have a car containing a Vikings wide receiver, a Vikings linebacker, and a Vikings defensive back, who is driving the car? A: One is a bottom-feeding, scum sucker, and the other is a fish. How did the Minnesota Vikings fan die from drinking milk? A: Have him watch a couple Minnesota Vikings games. Q: What does a Minnesota Vikings fan and a bottle of beer have in common? Q: Why do Minnesota Vikings fans keep their season tickets on their dashboards? Q: How do the Vikings spend the first week of training camp?

Q: What do the Vikings and the Post Office have in common? Q: Why can't Minnesota Viking players eat cereal for breakfast?

A: Most of the sales are by Packers fans looking to burn it! Q: What do the Vikings and the mailman have in common? Q: What do the Minnesota Vikings and possums have in common?

Q: What does a wrecked car and the Minnesota Vikings have in common? Q: How do you know the Minnesota State Police are seriously enforcing the Speed Limits into Minneapolis. A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

So, the fairy turns her into a man, and he walks across the bridge.

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